'G.I. Joe' Director Powers His Way Into Exciting New Action Film With Larger Breastesses

“G.I. Joe” director Stephen Sommers is a filmmaker of unparalleled vision and uncompromising ideas. He’s also a man of conviction and knows exactly what he wants: More bigger boobs, all the time.

On the set of “G.I. Joe” Sommers was unimpressed with Sienna Miller’s (who plays the Baroness) not so gigantic chesticles. Ever the inventive director, Sommers used that where there’s a will, there’s a way know-how and tenacity.

“They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,’ and I don’t have them so we made them bigger,” Sienna Miller said. “At least he’s honest. But I was mildly offended.”

Now does taking this gig finally register as not the best career move ever? [via Film Drunk]

Oh, PS. Not everyone has a problem with this. The cinema aesthetes at JoBlo are positively stoked. “You can say what you like about Stephen Sommers but homeboy can make a girl look good, no? Kate Beckinsale in VEN HELSING, Rachel Weisz in THE MUMMY RETURNS and now he’s putting Sienna Miller in skin-tight leather with an enhanced chest. His films might be horrible, but I think we can all agree this guy is a freaking hero to the working class of this planet.”

Way, bro, way.