Clueless Yokels In Nevada Get First Look At Tom Cruise's 'Valkyrie'; Oscars Here We Come!

Clueless audiences in Nevada were given a free screening to Tom Cruise’s/Bryan Singer’s “Valkyrie,” but most of them had no clue that they got the first taste of a coveted movie that doesnt’ come out for four months. “They liked it,” sources said. Whoa, strike up the Oscar derby! “Most people said it was a suspense thriller.”

Let’s hope it’s somewhat thrilling for their sake, we just finished the script and were left duly unimpressed, unintentionally funny bad screen directions aside. Though we must admit, casting Cruise as an unwavering, self-righteous jackass was kind of a subversive stroke of genius. [Defamer]