'Dark Knight' Obsessives Fans Rejoice!: Christian Bale Won't Be Charged For Assault In The U.K.

“The Dark Knight” star Christian Bale will not be charged following an alleged assault on his mother and sister, the British Crown Prosecution Service confirmed today. They said, “”We can today confirm that we have advised the Metropolitan Police Service that the actor Christian Bale should not face any charges following an incident which occurred in relation to his mother and sister at the Dorchester hotel on 21 July this year.”

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