Terrence Howard has accomplished quite a bit over the course of his decades-spanning career. He’s earned an Oscar nomination for his 2005 film “Hustle & Flow.” He’s been in a superhero film (even though his Marvel career was cut short) with 2008’s “Iron Man.” And most recently, Howard has been the star of a major network drama with the Fox series “Empire.” But for his next project, post-“Empire,” the actor says that he’s leaving the pretending behind and is going to educate the world with his scientific discoveries.
Speaking on the red carpet at last night’s Emmy Awards, Terrence Howard was asked by reporters if stories of his impending retirement were true. Not only did the actor confirm those reports, but began spreading the knowledge that is going to shape the next part of his career.
Allow the wisdom of Terrence Howard to wash over you:
“Everyone keeps trying to tell me, ‘Don’t say it’s forever,’ but I’ve spent 37 years pretending to be people so that people can pretend to watch and enjoy what I’m doing when I’ve made some discoveries in my own personal life with the science that Pythagoras was searching for. I was able to open up the Flower of Life properly and find the real wave conjugations that we’ve been looking for for 10,000 years. Why would I continue walking on water for tips when I’ve got an entire generation to teach a whole new world?”
Obviously, anyone with this sort of expansive knowledge of the true nature of reality and the composition of the universe would be wasting their time working on some TV show or feature film. We should be commending Howard on his fortitude in ditching an acting career, with the fame and fortune that comes from it, to focus on the selfless act of spreading knowledge and unlocking the secrets to the universe.
Howard was even so kind as to tease his discoveries. In fact, if you believe in straight lines, then the “Empire” actor is here to tell you that everything you know is wrong.
“Well, let me put it this way — all energy in the universe is expressed in motion,” he explained. “All motion is expressed in waves. All waves are curves. So where does straight lines come from to make the platonic solids? There are no straight lines,” he explained. “So when I took the Flower of Life and opened it properly, I found whole new wave conjugations that expose the inbetween spaces. It’s the thing that holds us all together.”
If you’re reading then and wondering when Howard will unveil his scientific discoveries, thankfully that time is coming sooner than you might expect. In fact, after he receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Howard has a plan for when he’s going to begin educating the masses.
“I’m going to be able to prove that gravity is only an effect and not a force,” he said. “I’m putting something on YouTube where I will build the planet Saturn without gravity and build the Milky Way galaxy without gravity.”
But sadly, Howard doesn’t have all the answers. In fact, there’s one question in the universe that he doesn’t understand — why doesn’t he have an Emmy nomination for “Empire” if he’s getting a star on the Walk of Fame?
He may have the answers to the fundamental questions of our universe, but the way Hollywood works still seems to be a mystery to Mr. Howard.
Previous proof of the actor’s scientific knowledge came years ago when he posted proof that 1×1=2:
This is the proof to the World of Science and Mathematics that 1×1=2.#mathematics #worldofscience @rollingstone #proof pic.twitter.com/7uOMrNshia
— Terrence D Howard (@terrencehoward) November 1, 2017
How are we not talking about the Terrance Howard interview on the red carpet at #Emmys2019 with @KTLA @SamOnTV WHAT ON EARTH DID I JUST WATCH!?!?!? pic.twitter.com/6NBilrkFM0
— StephenGlickman (@StephenGlickman) September 23, 2019