Watch: New And Extremely NSFW Teaser For Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac — Director's Cut'

“Have I learned anything about women? No. I know everything about women,” Lars von Trier said last week at the Venice Film Festival via Stellan Skarsgard, who called the director on the phone and relayed his words during the press conference for “Nymphomaniac: Vol II — Director’s Cut.” It’s a cheeky response from a filmmaker criticized for what his female characters tend to endure in his films, and certainly, the two-volume “Nymphomaniac” won’t end that debate.

A new teaser trailer for the director’s cut has arrived, and it’ll peel back your eyeballs. With no shortage of cocks, fluids, blood and things going in and out of other things, you’ll need to watch this with the doors closed and the shutters drawn. It’s intense stuff, managing to pack more sexual acts in twenty-seconds or so than you thought possible.

No official word yet on when the “Nymphomaniac: Director’s Cut” will get a stateside release, but watch below to get a sense of what you’re in for.