A Strong Indication Of What's Wrong With The World: They Want To Make An Ant Man Movie

Ok, so the idea and or talk of a movie based on the worthless, ineffectual comic book character “Ant-Man” isn’t exactly new and it’s been floating around for some time now. But what baffles us – apart from the fact that someone would even fucking consider making this film – is that the talk persists.

Ant-Man of course is a “super-hero” with the amazing ability to shrink himself and communicate with ants. He’s just one notch about Cow Girl and Dustmite on the scale of completely useless heroes. Ok, the film will be a comedy, but really? We think we’d rather see the “Ass” from “Idiocracy” before we’d pay to be bored out of our skulls with this one.

So it’ll be like an absurdist super hero movie and Ant Man will help colonize ant farms and assist with the socialist-like commune? Keep this in mind young, fledgling filmmakers. When Hollywood considers you even remotely hot, you may have the ability to push-through any half-ass idea you have into a multi-million dollar movie.

Geek-beloved filmmaker Edgar Wright recently spoke about “Ant-Man,” and whether it could be his next project. “It could be that. I finished the script and I’m having a meeting about it next week,” he said. “But it depends which comes first in the queue basically. I’ve been working on two at once, and I’m also about to start developing two more scripts, one of which is with Simon [Pegg]. It could be ‘Scott Pilgrim’ (another comic book adaptation about a Canadian slacker who must defeat a girl’s evil ex-boyfriends in order to date her) is next or it could be Ant Man, we shall see.”

What’s next a fucking Howard The Duck movie? (uhh, nevermind…)