ShortCuts: Kubrick DVD Details, Bateman May Make Porno; G.I. Joe Film Becoming A Reality

Warner Bros. has unveiled the details on Stanley Kubrick’s DVD reissues with newly produced supplemental features. Due on October 24, five Kubrick films will be reissued, including a deluxe version of “Heavy Metal Jacket” and an Unrated “Eyes Wide Shut.” [Hi-Def Digest]

Is Jason Bateman making a ‘Porno’ with hack Kevin Smith? [AICN]

If “knowing is half the battle,” why are people bothering with a G.I. Joe film? [IGN]

Chiwetel Ejiofor to play African superhero Black Panther for director John Singleton? [Reelz]

Perry Farrell’s abysmal, straight-to-delete-bin band Satellite Party have written the theme song to an ESPN show. [MTV]

Indiana Jones might be chasing after the ark or some such nonsense. A bunch of red herring titles have been registered with the MPAA to keep nerds guessing. [Slash Film]

From the director of the underappreciated “Pieces of April,” the co-writer of the underrated “About a Boy” and the author of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape,” comes the potentially, this-has-underachieving-potential “Dan In Real Life.” [Apple]