Errr, only that it’s all dubbed in Russian and you can’t understand a thing (unless of course you understand Russian). We’re not sure what this Phillip Noyce-directed Angelina Jolie-starring CIA thriller is about exactly, but we’re pretty sure it’s about the underground wig market in the U.S.S.R.
And it’s due in theaters July 23, 2010, so that means it must be awesome. The trailer was taken down. No surprise there. Update: The English-language version has arrived. Tom Cruise was evidently going to star in this originally. You know, Jolie, Cruise, pretty much interchangeable. This thing looks pretty conventional. Meh. Jolie seems to have terrible knack for choosing action roles and we prefer her in dramas.