Sheknows.com reports that Ben Stiller broke his hand earlier this week, and no the injury did not occur while masturbating into Cameron Diaz’s hair. It happened during a holiday skiing retreat (in preparation to show off his skiing expertise at Sundance no doubt). Which begs the question could this prevent him from starring in Noah Baumbach’s “Greenberg“? God, we sure pray and hope so, unless of course the role requires him to go full on retard.