Dakota Fanning Gets All Punk Rock For "Riveting Action-Thriller" 'Push'?

Wait, Dakota Fanning gets raped and then all of a sudden shes’ in a “riveting action-thriller”? [ed. whoa dude, too soon] It’s like, “I’m all growed up, I can put down the tea-cup,” and “burrow my way into the deadly world of psychic espionage!” WTF? Ok, maybe not “punk rock” per se, but she’s already dyed red stripes into her nappy-looking hair? Wasn’t she just in a training bra and playing on a swing last week? What is happening to our children! Man, we lasted about 15 seconds watching this thing until blockhead Chris Evans showed up and guns and bullets started flying. Fanning, a psychic says, “right now the future doesn’t look too bright.” Seriously, with writers like that maybe the film industry is truly fucked. It looks as cardboard-cutout and pedestrian as you might imagine, but you’ll probably be there anyhow on dumping ground season, February 9, 2009.

“Push”: A riveting action-thriller, Push burrows deep into the deadly world of psychic espionage where artificially enhanced paranormal operatives have the ability to move objects with their minds, see the future, create new realities and kill without ever touching their victims. Against this setting, a young man and a teenage girl take on a clandestine agency in a race against time that will determine the future of civilization.