AND, it includes more than just 400 versions of “Lois’ Theme” by Williams and also includes the coveted score material written for “Superman II” and ‘III’ (with Richard Pryor!) and “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace ,” by nobodies like Ken Thorne and Alexander Courage. The exhaustingly exhaustive collection also features bonus tracks from Ron Jones’ score to the Saturday morning animated cartoon “Superman,” plus five tracks of source music by disco composer/producer Giorgio Moroder used for “Superman III” (what? well, it was an absurdist take on Supes).
The collection is being marketed to serial-rapists, mass-murders and other psychopaths masochistic enough to try and listen to this whole thing.
We’re told that if you listen to all of the eight discs consecutively in one sitting you will unlock the secrets of being able to fly, so if you’re idiotic brave enough to buy this thing try, you should immediately run to your nearest rooftop and enjoy your newfound powers. Not before yelling, “up, up, up and away!,” of course.