Episodically Melodramatic & Reductive Film Coming To The Small Screen Home It Should Have Lived In To Begin With

Well, “Crash” was always basically just a big, trite, “everything’s inter connected” episode of some television show, right? So it’s probably rather fitting that “Walker, Texas Ranger” creator Paul Hack Haggis’ reductive melodrama should finally come to the small screen home whence it belonged.

Apparently none of the original cast is returning, no big shocker there. Maybe the show will be like “Archie Bunker’s Place,” where racists can tune in each week and laugh along with the jokes!…, we mean, social commentary. [Variety]