Four Seasons Total Landscaping Documentary In The Works (Really)

In case the endless parade of GameStop stock market films just wasn’t absurd enough for you, it seems we might get a documentary about Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the breakout star of the 2020 presidential election, and the biggest proof of its ridiculousness.

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The project, which will be titled “Four Seasons Total Documentary,” was reportedly already shot by director Christopher Stoudt and will be about the eponymous Philadelphia-based small business that reached meme status after Rudy Guliani held a press conference to discuss the previous administration’s plans to challenge the ballot-counting process during the election. In case you need a reminder, former President and former SAG-AFTRA member Donald Trump tweeted that he would hold a meeting at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia, before clarifying that it would be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping — a business located near a sex shop and a crematorium.

The “Four Seasons Total Documentary” is produced by Glen Zipper and Sean Stuart (“Undefeated“), as well as Chris Paonessa and Kevin Middleton. Zipper already took to Twitter to confirm the news, and share both the title and what, honestly, should just be the film’s tagline: “It’s a true, crazy, funny, scary, inspiring story.”

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According to a press release, the doc “will give a firsthand account of the rollercoaster journey that one well-meaning small business in Philadelphia went through when they agreed to host a political press conference in the midst of the most hard-fought American election in recent history.” The film will include interviews “key executives of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, including owner Marie Siravo and director of sales Sean Middleton.”

Production on “Four Seasons Total Documentary” is expected to be finished this month. The film does not yet have distribution.