Harry Potter Spoilers Spread Like Viral VD Outbreak

In the final days before the book hits shelves, nerds of all stripes (jk!) are currently unplugging their computers in the hopes of avoiding the proliferating Harry Potter And All The Kids Die leak that is blowing up round the interweb like so much wildfire.

The AP says that both the page Zendurl and Spoiler Boy sites were posting major spoilers (both pages have been taken down by the J.K Rowling thought police).

Certain Potter fan sites have vowed not to post spoilers. A quick google search and finding Potter spoilers is as easy as finding Britney’s shave head. A bunch of them are allegedly collected here (be forefuckingwarned). Every little element of the leak is here as well. All one needs to do is fall down the worm hole of these links and you can practically read the unreleased book backwards if you like.