Heath Ledger Happy About 'Dark Knight's Success, Looking Over Bale & Freeman... Says Psychic

Heath Ledger might be well, dead as dillinger frankly, but that won’t stop him from heaping his own praise on Christopher Nolan and the rest of “The Dark Knight” cast. He’s pleased as punch with all of it and all you guys! Or at least, according to Dearborn, Michigan psychic Lori Miller, possibly trying to get some ink, totally off her rocker, or just dillusionally sincere.

“Sometimes when I’m having a session and engaged with an entity, another one will appear for no reason. That’s what happened this time,” said Miller, 27. “It was Heath Ledger, clear as day, looking just like he did in “A Knight’s Tale” only he was wearing street clothes. He looked very confident and young.”

They had a long chat, apparently about a lot of things: life being too short, his daughter Matilda (cute!), and oh, you know, things that matter like the success of “The Dark Knight.” Oh yeah, and being a guardian angel to ‘TDK’ actors who have had recent problems like Christian Bale and Morgan Freeman.

“Heath said he couldn’t have been more pleased at how the ‘The Dark Knight turned’ out. He said he was extremely happy for all of his castmates. He even said he was looking out for Morgan Freeman on the night of his accident and he sent positive vibes to Christian Bale when he ran into his family troubles. He told me he would continue to act as sort of Guardian Angel for all of his friends and family. With that he smiled and disappeared.”

Wait, you know how we know this isn’t real? Heath didn’t even like “A Knight’s Tale.” Wait…