“I have been having a lot of lesbian dreams lately. I think I might be gay! Don’t tell my boyfriend. I have guy dreams and girl dreams, but the girl dreams are much dirtier,” Lily Allen told Vulture in summer of last year.
Well, your dreams are coming true, dear! Or at least sort of and or maybe. According to the always reputable British tabloid press, Allen has signed on for the film, “Lesbian Vampire Killers.”
The film is being made as a vehicle for some British sitcom duo “Gavin & Stacey” (Matthew Horne, James Corden), and Allen’s role apparently will only be cameo although “sources” say, the comics would like her to take a larger role, but that would probably depend on whether the pottymouth starlet can risk time away from her myspace page and blogging about how she threw up on her shoes (she’s so cute). Just yesterday the adorable drunk apologized for being visibly intoxicated at a fashion show (awwww).
The Playlist refuses to acknowledge Lily Allen as a blonde (even though she just died her hair pink).