Ha, ha, ha, ha. We were going to finally see “Twilight” this weekend and then we read this Clark Collis warning to men in EW (a guy that strikes us as being fairly normal and non machismo; we’d put in a link, but that site is a maze) and he was basically like, “dude, don’t bother, seriously,” and it really spoke to us so maybe not. It just sounds godawful and we don’t want to waste our precious time. [Via Vulture/Some E-Cards].