Oh man, amazing. Wait, how did this kid get into “Rambo,” isn’t there like 10 trillion killings in it? He don’t look 18 to us. Man, his graphics are the hot shit. The best part? This budding, young Roger Ebert’s YouTube handle is “Sexman.”
At the beginning of his review, The youngin’ wisely give a warning about the violence in the film, “For some squeamish people you may have to close your eyes during some parts. There is some footage at the begining that’s kind of graphic… well, the whole movie is graphic (pause) which I loved.”
Unsurprisingly his trenchant critique and unique insight is not unlike many of the online movie bloggers with similar criteria based on “edge-of-your-seat entertainment” and lots of “kick-ass” moments. “Overall, about the film I liked most: it wasn’t just a bunch of boring back and forth crap and talking. It was just straight forward action (pause). Which I liked.” Amen, brother. Sexman also praises Sylvester Stallone’s work in the film noting he doesn’t believe the testosterone-fueled actor is too old to play the part.
He gives the action film 5/5 stars, a score he notes that he doesn’t give out often. Someone give this kid a blog, stat.(via SlashFilm)