It’s only the first day of the Kanye West/50 Cent album sales showdown and Fiddy cents already looks like he’s going to be losing this battle hands down; rather decisively and pathetically.
Remember when 50 Cent promise he would retire if Kanye West outsold him? Remember when 50 kinda-sorta shied away from that claim and reneged?
The Playlist encourages the media that be and all bloggers to petition 50 Cent to honor his “I’ll Quit If He Sells More Than Me” promise (like that’ll happen; but it’s fun to call him on it nonetheless).
If anything, we’re pleased as punch that this neanderthalic assclown thug is going to have yolk on his face come next Tuesday when album sales roll in and he look likes a chump.
Yeah, Kanye’s whiny tantrums are rather annoying too, but 50 makes him look like Mother Teresa (and yes, even if Kenny Chesney beats them both, as long as Kanye beats 50 we’re happy)
Hopefully It’s True: 50 Cent – “Smile (I’m Leaving”)