Is there a rodent problem on the ark? That must be the case, or else Noah missed that whole "two of each" detail from God, because there are a lot of motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking boat.
This newest look at "Noah," Darren Aronofsky's upcoming biblical epic, comes courtesy of his regular collaborator, cinematographer Matty Libatique, who posted the pic to Twitter saying: "Pre lighting on the holiest day of the year." (Meaning Yom Kippur, for all you Gentiles). There is also an alligator in there too, so hopefully no one who is part of Noah's gang is afraid of reptiles and closed spaces.
The movie will be tackling the familiar Sunday School fable, although imbuing it with lots of elements that aren't part of the usual story kids hear, with Cain and Abel making an appearance, along with Methuselah, and crazy demon angels. So really, snakes aren't even the half of it.
Starring Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Douglas Booth, Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Kevin Durand and Mark Margolis, "Noah" will ride the waves on March 28, 2014.