Yes, it’s Penelope Cruz and it’s her boobs and we ain’t mad at that and all, but we think it’s rather funny that all these clips from the movie “Elegy,” that have leaked at Egotastic co-starring Ben Kingsley making sweet, sweet love to Cruz (kinda gross) are soundtracked to things gentle impressionistic piano ditties by Arvo Pärt and Erik Satie.
Will this prevent dude boners from sprouting? Will they turn the sound down and pump up Drowning Pool? We’ve never heard of “Elegy,” and neither have you, but we’d bet a million dollars you’ll be paying attention to it now [via Spout].
We can’t believe we’re actually doing this cause it seems utterly laughable, but the music in the 3rd clip is Part’s classic minimalist number “Spiegel Im Spiegel” (translation: “Mirror In The Mirror“), and the other two feature Satie’s Gymnopédie series and we can’t be bothered to cross reference which one it is cause a) they all sound the same (though lovely) and b) it’s after six and we’re gonna split, later. Yes, even when there’s porn on the web we’ll tell you what song it’s played to, that’s how shameless we are.