Paramount Vantage Sucks Up To Press With After-The-Fact 'Milkshake' Publicity Stunt

Slashfilm, who has bragging rights on the photos says, they give credit to Paramount Vantage for finally embracing “the cult popularity of the “I Drink Your Milkshake” quote from Paul Thomas Anderson’s “There Will Be Blood.”

We say, welcome to three weeks ago. It was cute and all, but in Internet years, the ‘Milkshake’ thing is about as relevant and funny as ‘All your base are belong to us.”

So PV is basically giving away free milkshake from Cold Stone Creamery to people who can’t even vote for the Oscars (like Slash).

C’mon, people. [ed. cynical fucks]