“I’m glad it happened in a way because it’s changed my life forever. I feel stronger than ever and, I don’t know, I feel like this is a lesson in disguise.” – Paris Hilton tells perennial softball interviewer Larry King that a harrowing 23 day stay of horrific first-class incarceration has compelled her to cure cancer, hug random puppies and become the new Mother Theresa instead of flashing her bush to US Weekly on the regular. [AP]
“It’s a combination of me being, dare I say, young at heart, and Katie having an old head on young shoulders. She’s very old-fashioned, in a way.” – Roxy Music suavester Bryan Ferry explains how he navigates the travails of a May December romance that spans umm… 35 years (the sartorialist is 61, his girlfriend is 26). [Time Out]
“I would wish him well, and ask him to please bring the troops (in Iraq) home.” – Muckracker Michael Moore softly wishes Dubya well. Perhaps that impending Cuba investigation is making him lose his nerve? [Reuters]
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