We've never been to the Telluride Film Festival in Colorado (you'd have to send us), but it's an amazing film festival if you consider this insanely quirky aspect of the fest: passes are sold out waaay in adva...
Ok, so we don't really care, but you know how the indie sites get themselves in a lather when Neutral Milk Hotel recluse Jeff Mangum farts, goes to the grocery store or even thinks about plucking a guitar strin...