Tim Burton Might Have Ordered Nachos, Or Is Possibly Adapting A Graphic Novel

In a fairly impenetrable report over at heritage-pride movie site Latino Review — possibly designed as a free-pass endorsement for any advocates of the recent stringent Arizona immigration laws, and/or an example of good old wanton racism towards those south of the border — something about tacos, Spanish pubic hairs, Drew McWeeny and Marvel appears to be brewing.

While no form of Google translator can break the incomprehensible blather, the “language-flexible” article does mention Sony, Amy Pascal and delicious chimichangas.

Beyond unintelligible, and employing a gutter-like streetspeak patois that makes Spanglish sound like sonnets of romantic poetry, the article (words on an internet page) does hint towards some film development or another in random asides about Marvel head Kevin Feige that potentially have nothing to do with the general logorrhea. Strangely self-loathing, the piece not only asks the reader to think outside the bun, but outside the laws of good taste, and both hemispheres of the brain.

Oh, also Tim Burton is rumored to be directing an adaptation of “Mai: The Psychic Girl.” Or, is simply going to take a siesta, we’re not totally sure. [Latino Review] — besos!