Tom Cruise: Scientology Now Cures Dyslexia, Too!

The Huffington Post reports that Tom Cruise recently revealed that he was diagnosed with a learning disability when he was 7 (and we thought the eye patch was fake).

Apparently he suffered from dyslexia and was often anxious, frustrated and bored as a youth until he discovered Scientology. That’s right, L. Ron Hubbard can cure ADHD with science fiction. Can Jesus’ Bible do that? Believe what you want about Scientology, but Tom Cruise made better movies when he couldn’t read the scripts.